Deities



Deities are low carb better for you all occasion saviors and stuff. Everybody gets their own.

Humans
I don't know. Being human and stuff?
 * Bob - God of ingrown hairs
 * Sally - Demigoddess of somethingorother.

Elves
The most well groomed of pantheons...
 * Suave - God of nice smelling shiny hair
 * Agarwaen - Goddess of outcasts, vengence and the Dark Hunt of the  Drow. Patron deity of many Wild Elven clans, including the Merek Longe. Not at all the only one I put thought into.

Gnomes
It's not the size that counts
 * Stubby - God of being short and proud and adorable.
 * Stabby - God of stabbing people who mock Gnomish stature.
 * Sneaky - Goddess of roguing, trickery and all around sneakyness.

Dwarves
The hairiest of groups.
 * Kerble - Vengeful God of putting people we don't like in pits of lava we have scattered around our lairs.
 * Cuddles -  God of beardlove.

Half-Orcs
Don't mess with them. Seriously.
 * Stonespear - Minor god of literacy.  &lt;- Keep this one
 * Rockface - Ruling deity of hitting people in the face.

Halflings
No love =*(
 * Griggs - God of all things high-pitched.
 * Frodo - God of homoeroticism and damp dishrags.

And yes... there is more to come... and possibly some corrections.... maybe.